Total Medals Earned: 9,711 (From 1,860 different games.) Total Medal Score: 150,585 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (145/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/305 points)
Slay your first enemy!
Reach Level 5!
Find a health upgrade!
Defeat the Tree Spider!
Reach the Mushroom Marsh!
Reach Level 15!
Find the exp farm!
Reach Level 30!
Find all of the weapons!
Defeat the shadow boss!
Reach Level 50!
Visit all areas and secret areas!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)
You died
First boss defeated
Second boss defeated
Final boss defeated
Finished the game on hard
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/500 points)
Unlock Orlok
Win a Bonus Round
Unlock Houkin
Unlock Zver
Beat the Game
Reach Streak 2 (Beat the game twice in a row)
Reach Streak 3 (Beat the game three times in a row)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Kill 20 farmers
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/475 points)
Complete level 1 to unlock the medal
Complete level 2 to unlock the medal
Complete level 3 to unlock the medal
Complete level 4 to unlock the medal
Complete level 5 to unlock the medal
Complete level 6 to unlock the medal
Complete level 7 to unlock the medal
250 Barrels destroyed
Complete level 8 to unlock the medal
Complete level 9 to unlock the medal
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/85 points)
Look at the "More Info" tab
Reach 12 speed without missing one sign
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/140 points)
Visit Credits tab
Smash into obstacles 10 times
Deliver 10 gifts
Deliver 50 gifts
Make HO HO in Main Menu
Deliver 100 gifts