Total Medals Earned: 9,721 (From 1,859 different games.) Total Medal Score: 150,700 Points
Medals Earned: 4/58 (20/500 points)
enter your name
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have wit of 5
have $5000
write 10 books
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
get in the top 40 of the book charts
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
get in the top 10 of the book charts
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 8/20 (55/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/21 (105/500 points)
colors stuff
do orange level 1
got to red level 1
first b&w level
beat b&w 2
beat b&w 3
beat b&w 4
the black has been taken
very trippy
yellow 1
get to blue 1
get to indigo
get to violet 1
exploding rainbow
Take The Drunk I'm Medal
got some seizures
you have beaten the game
get to green 1
malevolent level
Medals Earned: 24/25 (120/125 points)
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Medals Earned: 8/8 (165/165 points)
Open your first chest
Go for a little cruise...
Find and commission plufmot
Find and commission Luis
Find and commission Stepford
Find and commission Levi Ramirez
Find and commission TeraVex
Find and commission VoicesByCorey
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/320 points)
Pass first level
Loose any level
Pass all levels with 3 candies of the first location
Pass half of the game
Pass all levels with 3 candies of the second location
Pass all levels with 3 candies of the third location
Collect all candies
Medals Earned: 25/25 (355/355 points)
you watched the whole cinematic intro.
you started the game (past the preloader)
hit him with the band-aid
bail the hell out of that place bruh
like the good samaritan you are
leave him to rot
walk after bailing out
ride the bus after getting outta there
FBI got into the scene
you showed no association to the crime at hand
you walked out into the open
instead of bailing out, you bailed into the alley, and you DIED
after living there for a long time i thought you would know better
get off the train at the first stop
take the bounty
You didn't take the money. Good guy
you got off the hook... crazy
you got confronted by a bunch of thugs!
you got really damn lucky there buster
you stayed in the open for WAYY too long
you got home safe after walking out in the open
are you stupid or stupider
you finished the game and got to the credits!
you got through all the credits. you're a nice person, you know?
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
250 Points Scored
500 Points Scored
750 Points Scored
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Start the game
Die
Beat stage 1
Beat stage 2 before your rival
Beat stage 3
Beat stage 4
Beast stage 5
Beat the tutorial
Medals Earned: 3/7 (45/185 points)
Beat the helicopter boss.
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Beat the game.
Die 50 times
Kill 100 enemies.
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game without dying.